In public
Girl: Sorry I'm sneezing everywhere.
Boy: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Even when I'm blowing my nose?
Boy: Especially when you're blowing your nose!!

I got Rebel Yellow today (I got it at Cheapo and then got angry that I got it there instead of Fifth Element because I probably overpaid... and it's not like ( Read more... )

Girl: Chicken fried bacon?? [Boy], you're going to have a heart attack.
Boy: Baby, I ain't got no heart to break.
Girl: We both know that's not what I'm talking about... just shut up and drink your whiskey.

More on this later.

-gf

 
   I'll post pictures of Halloween one of these days. My Major Tom costume ended up not coming out the way I wanted it to so I'm back-burnering it until next year. I recycled the Sulu costume and feel it was better this year since Tina was Nurse Chapel. A little before Halloween, Nancy was trying to get to be the Waldo to her Wenda. In hindsight, ( Read more... )

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Boy: Oh, lame, you have to wait 15 minutes between adding markers. 
Girl: Apparently they don't know you.

-gf

The Longest Exchange? 
Boy: What are you going to be for Halloween? 
Girl: Wenda.
Boy: What?
Girl: She's Waldo's girlfriend.
Boy: Do you have a Waldo?
Girl: No... what are you going to be?
Boy: Sulu... again. 
Girl: or... you could be Waldo. 
Boy: Are you propositioning me?
Girl: Mayhaps. 
Boy: I guess I am tall, gangly, and bespectacled... but being Waldo ( Read more... )

Boy: I've got a backseat full of 40s and wings. Do you still like me?
Girl: ehhhhhh...

To celebrate the triumphant return of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (the sitcom that is the reason I know how to spell Philadelphia), we got 50 wings and a bunch of 40s. It was awesome.

-gf

In some bar on some first date with some girl:
Girl: Whatcha thinkin'? 
Boy: Well, I'm regretting that stiff drink I just ordered because now, if I get up the courage to kiss you, you're gonna think it's just the whiskey.

Did our intrepid hero work up the courage to kiss the girl or did he just get tipsy and tell a long, inconclusive story about ( Read more... )

Boy: Girls can't play with legos; it involves too much thought for your tiny brains to handle!
Girl: Whatever. Who here graduated summa?
Boy: Being a fatty who can push another fatty has nothing to do with this.

I have heard Amazing Grace performed live two weekends in a row for very very different reasons. And, at Irish Fair, some guy shat himself.

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lolz. It's the two clips bit that gets me.

At the footbridge over the traintracks: 
Girl: Really? You think this is the most romantic place in the Midway?
Boy: Yes...
Girl: It seems really unstable...
Boy: It's to remind me that being head over heels is dangerous when I'm standing on shaky ground, baby.

-gf

Girl: Rock Your Body is probably my favorite JT song. 
Boy: Yet you're always so quick to walk away when I try to rock you til the break of day... sigh.

-gf